{"product_id":"camiseta-clasica-unisex-18","title":"Camiseta Pedro Sánchez - Todo va bien","description":"\u003ch3\u003eCamiseta Pedro Sánchez – Todo va bien | El Titanic patrio y su capitán de postureo\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e¿Lista para romper el hielo (y la paciencia) allá donde vayas? ⚓️ Esta no es una camiseta cualquiera: es un manifiesto de sarcasmo, una radiografía del optimismo oficial, y probablemente la prenda favorita de tu cuñado irónico.\u003cbr\u003ePedro, disfrazado de capitán naval, posando en la proa mientras España hace aguas por todos lados. Sonriente, triunfal, despreocupado… aunque a sus espaldas, la bandera ondea sobre un país al borde del desastre, los botes salvavidas están de adorno y, por si faltara algo, el cielo se viene abajo.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e¿Lo mejor? El cartel gigante: \u003cstrong\u003e“Todo va bien”\u003c\/strong\u003e. Porque aquí siempre hay relato, aunque no quede barco que salvar.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e¿Por qué vas a quererla puesta (o regalársela a tu amigo sarcástico)?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePorque la ironía es tu idioma materno.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePorque el postureo institucional te da urticaria.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePorque los noticiarios te parecen episodios de una comedia de situación.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePorque es la camiseta ideal para leer encuestas, debates, y memes a partes iguales.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePorque si no te la pillas tú… se la quedará el que no sabe reírse de su propio timón.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eFicha técnica (sin censura y sin discurso)\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eEspecificación\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eDetalle\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTejido\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e100% algodón (Sport Grey: 90% algodón\/10% poliéster; Ash Grey: 99% algodón\/1% poliéster; Heather: 50% algodón\/50% poliéster)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGramaje\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e170–180 g\/m²\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCorte\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eUnisex, para freaks, cuñados y rebeldes\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eConstrucción\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTubular, que no da de sí a la primera\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eExtras\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCosturas dobles que duran más que un gobierno\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eProducción\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5–15 días (como prometer cambios: rápido… en teoría)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eFAQ para navegantes de aguas turbias\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e¿Se nota mucho el mensaje?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSí, igual que el caos en cubierta. 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