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Das einzige, das im Morgengrauen im Hauseingang und bei jedem Treffen der Schwiegereltern funktioniert: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Tut mir leid, Freund, ich habe keinen Schreiner.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e Hier wird nichts vorgespielt. 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Der Versand dauert 10 bis 30 Tage … ja, genau wie bei einem guten Schinken.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eWas haben Sie davon?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\n\u003cli\u003e Schluss mit Lagerhallen voller langweiliger Kleidung\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\u003cli\u003e Mehr verrückte Modelle im Laden, weniger Abfall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\u003cli\u003e Kleidungsstücke, speziell für Sie angefertigt, frisch aus dem Ofen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\u003cli\u003e Der Planet ist ein bisschen glücklicher\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eWir bitten Sie lediglich um Geduld und Humor. 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